So I've been jossed
Feb. 28th, 2004 03:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
indriand over some pathetic small detail that nevertheless completely destroys my almost-finished fic. I spent some time thinking about possible re-writes this morning, but they would all involve me starting almost from scratch, beginning with my background research. Any half-hearted edit would lose the pacing and tension of the current version.
Besides, the point on which I've been jossed seems quite unbelievable to me. Why, during ten decades of powered flight, would Spike never have been on an aeroplane? I can understand Angel not having flown before, as he occasionally suffers from a mild form of technophobia and he was just a little preoccupied for most of the twentieth century, but Spike? He likes his modern conveniences and he's always out for a thrill. He has great physical courage, no known fear of heights (please don't tell me that's why he fell from the tower), nor any other reason why he wouldn't get on a plane.
Oh, I understand why an intercontinental flight might pose a vampire a bit of a problem, even to one willing to hide under blankets and snarl at anyone pulling up a blind, but can anyone not imagine 1930s Spike, with goggles on and a little leather Biggles hat, scamming his way into a night flight and a near-death experience or two? Like fast cars -- but in the air!
So I think Spike was lying. Of course he's been on a plane, just as he's been on a submarine and a zeppelin and a motorcycle. He was just saying that so be kind to Angel.
[And for my next rant: Spike and languages. An explanation as to why he can speak Fyarl but doesn't know Latin, German or Chinese, despite a nineteenth century education and a century of travel.]
Besides, the point on which I've been jossed seems quite unbelievable to me. Why, during ten decades of powered flight, would Spike never have been on an aeroplane? I can understand Angel not having flown before, as he occasionally suffers from a mild form of technophobia and he was just a little preoccupied for most of the twentieth century, but Spike? He likes his modern conveniences and he's always out for a thrill. He has great physical courage, no known fear of heights (please don't tell me that's why he fell from the tower), nor any other reason why he wouldn't get on a plane.
Oh, I understand why an intercontinental flight might pose a vampire a bit of a problem, even to one willing to hide under blankets and snarl at anyone pulling up a blind, but can anyone not imagine 1930s Spike, with goggles on and a little leather Biggles hat, scamming his way into a night flight and a near-death experience or two? Like fast cars -- but in the air!
So I think Spike was lying. Of course he's been on a plane, just as he's been on a submarine and a zeppelin and a motorcycle. He was just saying that so be kind to Angel.
[And for my next rant: Spike and languages. An explanation as to why he can speak Fyarl but doesn't know Latin, German or Chinese, despite a nineteenth century education and a century of travel.]
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Date: 2004-02-28 12:00 am (UTC)Yeah, but only if he sees that he can get something out of it, as you say. If he'd thought that learning Serbo-Croat would have won him Buffy's love, he would have been fluent in no time :)
Why converse with food?
Dunno, but he always does seem a little chatty even with Happy Meals. Of course, we've only ever seen him taunt in English. It may be more about him liking the sound of his own voice than a desire to talk to his food.
And I can see him not going on planes because Dru would have been petrified of them.
That was the only explanation I could come up with too.
Although it doesn't explain how the FUCK he got to and from Africa in less than two months.
Did DeLorean ever make motorcycles? Because I think he'd need a time machine.