It must be bunnies

So, this Illyria fic is taking forever because it's all serious and plotty and needs careful handling. Meanwhile, Marieki doesn't have her Writercon fic, which makes me feel bad.

So, presuming that I will do the long Illyria fic as well, does anyone have any small and possibly comedic plot bunnies for a fic featuring Spike and Illyria? Because my bunnies are all the size of Manhattan and have anguished expressions.

Anyone?

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